Okay I finally got a good joke in email to post on here !!!

I like Bill and Hill, but this is cute .... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale -

Which to Buy? The Titanic or The Clinton Video?



TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet



TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long



TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.



TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist



TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill



TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica



TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit

CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there



TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts



TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life

CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack



TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind



TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary .... basically the same thing